Unicorn: Enchanted Unicorn Bandages use the power of unicorns to heal your wounds! The purity of unicorns is reflected in the sterile gauze of the bandage. The sparkling dazzle of the unicorn is on the other side of the bandage, which is decorated with rainbows and prancing one-horned horses. Each 3-3/4″ tall metal tin contains fifteen 3″ x 1″ latex-free vinyl adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.
Bacon: Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that’s what the Bacon Council tells us.) There are 15 bandages that look so much like tiny slabs of bacon you’ll have to hold yourself back from ripping them off and eating them. No really, please don’t eat them, that’s unhygienic and gross. If a fancy Bacon Bandage isn’t enough to dry your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Comes in a 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Our Bacon Bandages are the real thing. Accept no substitutes, especially when it comes to brunch related injuries like grease spatter or spastic knife movements while applying a schmear. Latex-free adhesive.
Rubber Chicken: Rubber Chicken Bandages are just the thing to bring a smile to your face after you skin your knee or get a papercut. After all, if laughter is the best medicine, then these Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for just about any ailment! (We should make it clear that we aren’t claiming to cure any actual illness with laughter. We recommend doctors and science for that kind of thing, but these bandages will cover up a tiny wound and help it heal. However, your attitude can make a difference and these bandages will improve your mood.) Each of the fifteen large, 3″ x 1″, sterile strips is decorated with a hilarious rubber chicken. They’ll have you feeling like the cock of the walk in no time. They come in a 3-3/4″ tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive.